We are all secret agents to some extent. In the sense that each of us has one (or more than one) secret that we will never, under any circumstances, voice. Since there is an “excuse” for that, sorry, it broke, – “a good reason.” Sometimes this reason is shame, sometimes it is hurt pride, sometimes it is the fear of public condemnation. And such “sometimes” there can be a hundred. Because everyone has their own “sometimes”. But, for the most part, all our “non-recognisers” can be easily systematized and divided into groups. And each secret will find its place on the shelf of the world repository of secrets.
What the smartest, most beautiful, kindest half of humanity is silent about – that is, we girls, we know. But what men are silent about is a question worthy of knowing the answer to it.
Fighters for the truth
Before writing the article, with the “tact” of a police opera, without equivocation, I directly asked 9 guys: what are the men silent about? As a result, each of them swore to me that they never had and never will have any secrets from anyone. And they always honestly tell everything, like in confession. One, however, (again “truth”, but a popular word. I didn’t notice before), said that, being tipsy, they can even report something that was not in sight (well, this is already close to the truth). These are the men, they are truthful.
But you won’t fool us! Obeying the principle “I see the goal – I see no obstacles”, I, with the perseverance of the tempter snake, found a new victim. His neighbor Yevgeny (Zheka, forgive me! Love for the truth, be it not right, took over!). So he turned out to be the “weak link” in the chain of “truths”. You can say that I gave up without a fight, in just three hours of my striptease of the soul on the topic “How imperfect this world is”, interspersed with the subtopic “But men are still their own …”. Eugene, summarized all the information he had regarding what men are silent about, and gave out their most secret secrets.
No longer secret information or what men are silent about
A man will never admit that he is henpecked. Even if this information is known to everyone: his wife, neighbor Uncle Grisha, work colleagues, his mother, yard cat Murzik. But to say and admit it out loud…. It can’t be, because it can never be!
A man will never admit about what his actual size is … salary, and not what you are thinking about now. Though they don’t talk much about it either. Either they are afraid to jinx it, or they are being modest.
AS IT FOUND OUT, THERE ARE SEVERAL OFFICIAL VERSIONS REGARDING THE SALARY RECEIVED. FIRST – FOR THE WIFE, OFTEN, OBVIOUSLY UNDERCARRIED. SECOND – FOR FRIENDS – MOST APPROXIMATE TO REALITY. THIRD – FOR PARENTS – DEFINITELY OVERAGED. PLEASE KNOW OURS!
A man will never admit that he failed in bed. For one simple reason, that the sex giants that they are, this situation is alien. Although, according to medical statistics, every man, at least once in his life, has stratified! But apparently scientists, as usual, mixed up something. Or the compositor was drunk, and instead of the word “woman”, in a popular science magazine he printed “man.”
A man will never admit that he was “dumped”. After all, this is exclusively his right – “the right to choose and re-select.” True, for some skilled manipulators, being forever abandoned is a way of life. Many fish are willing to peck on this bait.
A man will never admit that he is crying. No, not as tasty as we do. But, nevertheless, the “stingy male tear” is not a stylistic turn of speech, but a reality.
OK it’s all over Now. My secret mission accomplished, men’s secrets are no longer secrets.