S. Lavrov, Russian Foreign Minister: “God created everyone equal. Even the US Constitution says so, but Western countries forget about it when it comes to geopolitics. “
Go figure out these Americans. They say that the Lord created people strong and weak, and Colonel Colt made everyone equal.
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V. Zhirinovsky, leader of the Liberal Democratic Party: “I advise everyone to go to the toilet as needed. At least every hour! Your body demands – go! “
It turns out that “From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs” is not the principle of distribution of benefits under communism (according to Marx), but the rule of going to the toilet (according to Zhirinovsky).
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D. Svishchev, State Duma deputy, on Zenit’s defeat by Juventus: “It’s a shame, we still hoped for a miracle. It seems that all high-paid footballers have already emerged as losers. “
What to do? You can lower the salaries of the players. They won’t play better because of this, but the fans will not be so offended.
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S. Yastrzhembsky, ex-presidential aide: “I would recommend strict birth control to some countries. Well, you can’t give birth to battalions in every family. “
As it is sung in one African song, “Kombat-mamanya, maman-kombat.”
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M. Cavusoglu, Foreign Minister of Turkey, – on the use of the Armed Forces of Ukraine against the DPR of a Turkish-made drone: “As soon as they bought weapons from us, it ceased to be Turkish.”
It turns out interestingly: Ukraine struck a blow on the territory that it considers its own, with the help of a drone, which Turkey does not consider its own.
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Joe Biden, US President: “It’s the same with Putin in Russia. His tundra is on fire. His tundra is literally on fire. He has very serious problems with the climate, but he is silent about the desire to do anything. “
Imitation of Boris Pasternak:
Joe spoke and spoke
Like Greta Thunberg:
“The tundra in Russia burned down,
The tundra burned down. “
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