Oct 19, 2021
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Aphorisms of the week from famous people. Issue No. 42

Natalia Poklonskaya.

S. Lavrov, Foreign Minister: “In the modern world, the term“ ombudsman ”may turn out to be politically incorrect. Better to say something completely neutral – “ombudsperson”.

Eh, the name of the Soviet comedy was not politically correct. It was necessary “Gentlepersons of Fortune”.

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V. Abramchenko, Deputy Prime Minister: “Given the transboundary nature of climate change, it is necessary to prepare for the emergence of climate migrants, including the Russian Federation”.

Are we preparing for warming or cold snap? In the first case, Tuaregs will go to us, and they will have to be settled in the south. In the second – the Eskimos, and they have to go north. The main thing is not to confuse.

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D. Rogozin, head of Roscosmos, after the landing of the film crew of the film “Challenge”: “They worked there. They didn’t take selfies and didn’t convey greetings to the XXVI Congress of the CPSU ”.

Not like idlers – Soviet cosmonauts, who, apparently, only took selfies in orbit and sent greetings to the congresses.

See also: Forever in orbit. Rogozin revealed the details of the future space station

M. Saakashvili, arrested ex-head of Georgia: “I visited Batumi, Kutaisi, Poti. I tried lobiani and ordered khinkali before my arrest. Unfortunately, I managed to eat only one piece. “

Now he is under investigation. Khinkali whined him and Lobio cried.

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R. Duterte, President of the Philippines: “I know that many still do not want to be vaccinated. Let’s go to their house and get vaccinated while they sleep. “

How can you get the vaccine (that’s what the majority of the population calls it) if a person is lying down?

See also: Why did Duterte come? Extravagant President of the Philippines visited Moscow

N. Poklonskaya, Russian Ambassador to Cape Verde: “I got to know the country in absentia. I know that this is a friendly country and it is necessary to strengthen our good relations, Russian-Cape Verdean ”.

Cape Verde was not
Beyond the endless distance
There was nowhere to be an ambassador
Send us Natalia.

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